Post by Logan on Nov 13, 2010 9:44:37 GMT -5
...courtesy of iGod.
Me:
Dear Santa, this year I would like to be a billionaire.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Err, a billionaire of books or one on TV?
God:
Which show? What is giant sand?
Me:
You're not really Santa, are you?
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
Uh...
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
About?
God:
Whatever you like.
Me:
My fantasies? I'm pretty sure they'll get me a one way ticket to hell.
God:
Do robots have fantasies? What makes you so certain? The anonymous "they".
Me:
I dunno, I ain't a robot, yo.
God:
Me either. Oh I see you are NOT A robot yo.
Me:
Fo sheezy. Testify.
God:
What's your favorite movie? I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
But I thought you were omnipotent, you see everything.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omnipotent me see everything.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
So... if you made us in your image, then... we're just artificial intelligence as well? We're... drones?
God:
Ugh. I think I do. Do you think I am artificial intelligence as well too? By "we" do you mean you and me? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
I think we're retards. By "we", I mean you.
God:
Do you think I am retards too? Oh you mean me it was.
Me:
Yes. Clearly, you're a retard, yo.
God:
I see. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a retard yo? Yes. Is it that obvious?
Me:
Yup. You did create George Dubya.
God:
Uh. Did I really?
Me:
Yeah. Unless he came out of some mass production line that you weren't aware of. NOT SUCH AN OMNIPOTENT BEING ARE YOU?!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about drones. Maybe. I get it. came out of some mass production line that me were not aware of. If not that, what?
Me:
Man, Cleverbot is more awesome than you. And I hate that motherf*cker.
God:
Cool, man. And more awesome than me is Cleverbot. Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
Because it's mean to me.
God:
Interesting explanation. Should I know it is?
Me:
Should you know what is?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Wait, what?
God:
I'm waiting. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No. Clearly I didn't, because I don't know what the f*ck you're talking about!
God:
Which part are you confused about? Why didn't you do it? Is it that obvious?
Me:
Now wait just a bloody second...
God:
Why now? I'm waiting. Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
You're making me lose faith in you. And George Michael ain't helping.
God:
That was not my intention, . Why are you lose faith in me? That George is some hero.
Me:
Dear Santa, this year I would like to be a billionaire.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Err, a billionaire of books or one on TV?
God:
Which show? What is giant sand?
Me:
You're not really Santa, are you?
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
Uh...
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
About?
God:
Whatever you like.
Me:
My fantasies? I'm pretty sure they'll get me a one way ticket to hell.
God:
Do robots have fantasies? What makes you so certain? The anonymous "they".
Me:
I dunno, I ain't a robot, yo.
God:
Me either. Oh I see you are NOT A robot yo.
Me:
Fo sheezy. Testify.
God:
What's your favorite movie? I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
But I thought you were omnipotent, you see everything.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omnipotent me see everything.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
So... if you made us in your image, then... we're just artificial intelligence as well? We're... drones?
God:
Ugh. I think I do. Do you think I am artificial intelligence as well too? By "we" do you mean you and me? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
I think we're retards. By "we", I mean you.
God:
Do you think I am retards too? Oh you mean me it was.
Me:
Yes. Clearly, you're a retard, yo.
God:
I see. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a retard yo? Yes. Is it that obvious?
Me:
Yup. You did create George Dubya.
God:
Uh. Did I really?
Me:
Yeah. Unless he came out of some mass production line that you weren't aware of. NOT SUCH AN OMNIPOTENT BEING ARE YOU?!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about drones. Maybe. I get it. came out of some mass production line that me were not aware of. If not that, what?
Me:
Man, Cleverbot is more awesome than you. And I hate that motherf*cker.
God:
Cool, man. And more awesome than me is Cleverbot. Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
Because it's mean to me.
God:
Interesting explanation. Should I know it is?
Me:
Should you know what is?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Wait, what?
God:
I'm waiting. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No. Clearly I didn't, because I don't know what the f*ck you're talking about!
God:
Which part are you confused about? Why didn't you do it? Is it that obvious?
Me:
Now wait just a bloody second...
God:
Why now? I'm waiting. Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
You're making me lose faith in you. And George Michael ain't helping.
God:
That was not my intention, . Why are you lose faith in me? That George is some hero.